I want to say a few words about the Occupy movement and about ukuleles.
This isn’t a blog about politics. I’m honestly not a very politically-minded person. I don’t like politics, honestly, because more often than not it’s a divisive topic that makes people try and beat the (usually) metaphorical shit out of each other with their beliefs.
But Occupy is more than that. Occupy is, from my perspective, a highly visible symptom of a systemic problem that’s choking the life out of this country and our culture and our everyday lives. Occupy is a reinvigoration of the heart of the nation, and I’m sorry that I just rhymed, but the point still stands.
“God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. … What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.”
Thomas Jefferson said that in 1787, in a letter to William Stephens Smith, a member of New York’s House of Representatives. If that isn’t a pretty decent description of Occupy – at least, the ethos if not the behavior – I’m not sure what is.
But what are we protesting? Why are we taking arms against this sea of troubles?
Why am I about to publicly state that I, a student at a prominent business school, stand with the Occupy movement?
Let me talk about ukuleles, and specifically an amazing song about them which is NSFW and I think you should blast as loud as the speakers on your office computer can go anyway.
For too much of the 20th century, I think we were, as a culture, told that art is the purview of “artists” – specialized people who suffer or bleed or have some unique spark in their minds that lets them Create. We, the masses, can only watch the art be made, and then we need to pay the artists so that we can enjoy their creations. It was all about the performance, not the community.
Now, I want to say really quickly that I completely believe in compensating artists for what they do. Hell, I’m a writer and a musician, and I put a lot of work into those things and would love to sustain myself with them. I paid five bucks to download the MP3 of that Amanda Palmer song, which you can just get for free [here] or listen to through that YouTube link or do any number of hinky things to get a copy of. I didn’t need to pay for it – I did it because I appreciate Amanda as an artist and want her to have my five dollars.
My problem is the cognitive disconnect between artistry as a profession and the misconception that Only Paid Artists Can Do Art Things.
That’s bullshit, and I think the ukulele is a great metaphor for this. We can all pick one up, fuck around on it, and have a good time. Make yourself happy, make friends smile, have something to all sing along and laugh with. You don’t always have to rely on professionals to entertain you.
It’s not just with music, either. We all are becoming more and more hyperspecialized, because in this economy we’re told we need to stand out, be some unique thing that nobody else is. Well, I’m fucking confused, I thought the point of being alive was to be a unique person.
I love specialization. I love the fact that there are people out on the Web that I can get ahold of who do totally different things from me, and we can collaborate and accomplish what I’m incapable of doing. But I think that’s a terrible way to do everything in my life. Become a generalist. Go pick up that ukulele, learn how to make an omelet and write a sonnet, and then go ride a mountain bike.
We Occupy because we’re sick of this world that forces us to be specialists. When we overspecialize we become too reliant on the system, on the people we can’t control, just so that we can survive. The system – at least on our end – becomes fragile, because ordered systems are inherently unstable. Entropy is the natural order of things.
I’m not advocating anarchy, but community.
I really don’t know how to fix this fucked-up country we live in. Hell, I’m struggling to just make this blog coherent. But these are words that’ve been rattling around my head for two months, as I’ve been hearing reports from protests across the country. I’ve had friends on the front lines at Oakland and Wall Street. I’m worried for their safety, when all they’re trying to do is make their voices heard in a democracy.
I don’t know how to fix things. But I do know that as citizens of a democracy, it’s our responsibility to come together as a community and find a solution best befitting the nation.
I’m 23. I was lucky enough to have my family pay for my undergraduate degree. I don’t have to pay my own cell phone bill. I have a pretty decent car. I can waste some of my income collecting Pokémon cards. I’m getting an MBA.
I’m taking on $100,000 in loans to GET that MBA. I’m irresponsible with money. I’m lonely every night because my girlfriend is on the other side of the country desperately trying to finish her own degree before her money runs out.
I have no fucking clue what percent that puts me in. But I stand with Occupy.
And I’m going to go buy a ukulele tomorrow.






A track of theirs that interestingly parallels the Hammerklavier is “Until Morale Improves, the Beatings Will Continue.” Buried in the middle of MBD’s second album, Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them? – nominally, a concept album telling the story of a devil waging war against a small Mexican/American border town – “Morale” is the kind of multilayered acoustic experience that can provide both an excellent atmospheric effect and a fantastically rich analytical environment. In other words, it hooks you with its honestly fantastic title and then proceeds to kick ass in the background or kick you in the teeth when you really sit down and listen to it. Or see it, rather – “Morale” was the first song that MBD made an official video for, which I’ll now throw your way:
Fifteen miles ahead of him. He doesn’t quite put his foot to the floor, but the little car shakes beneath him as he brings it up to eighty. This is familiar to him. He has driven this stretch of road far too many times over the years, at every imaginable hour and almost every level of inebriation. Every bump in the road is an old friend, every speed trap something he knows how to avoid with a timely application of the brakes. He gives control of the car up to muscle memory and just focuses on the physical sensations – the pulse of the music through the car’s frame, the gentle caress of the heater blowing on his feet, and the abject thundering of the wind through the car’s still-open windows. Each buffet of cold air is a second’s worth of relief from the pulsing in his skull.
I shouldn’t be, though. I keep checking the clock to make sure I don’t have to feed my meter, or looking to see if I’ve missed any “important” phone calls. I resisted my urge to spend money while loitering in Logos, the fantastic used bookstore here. It was hard – Anthony Bourdain’s fantastic Les Halles Cookbook, which my proto-foodie and Bourdain-worshiping brain is convinced should be in the same hallowed cannon as Julia Child and Escoffier – was only $15. Half-price for a tome of arcane culinary knowledge – and one with an attitude, at that. Paging through the first few chapters, I’m assaulted with a barrage of profanity that seems more befitting of R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.
UC Santa Cruz. I can’t stop hearing his voice in place of my own internal monologue. Next thing I know, I’ll look at my reflection in a window, and it will be like that bit in 500 Days of Summer, except instead of Harrison Ford’s grinning mug I’ll see a gray-haired, middle-aged New Yorker staring back, cigarette dangling unlit between his lips as he shrugs, as if to say “So what?”
ch as the next twentysomething, but what struck me was the combination of apathy and nervousness in the kid. I don’t know, I’m sure there’s a long story behind it all, but overhearing just that one little snapshot made me feel strange. My audophilia put me on the side of a baby boomer! I’m turning myself, by choice, into an anachronism. Someone give me a membership to the Historical Preenactment Society. No wonder I’ve been going for older women lately.
Before honing our skills – or at least giving you a peek into the craziness of my process – we should first look at some of the preconceptions of mixtapes. Rather, one in particular comes to mind – the idea that there is no such thing as a mixtape without meaning. This isn’t so much false as it is overly general. Without a meaning, a mixtape is just an arbitrary collection of songs, and if that’s what you’re after then just find a radio station that you like, or use those nifty new iTunes functions like Genius or iTunes DJ that can generate a playlist for you that’s only somewhat likely to wind up half-full of train wrecks [train wreck (n.) A DJ term for when the transition between two songs is jarring or inappropriate, such as going from
Right back at you, cowboy.


Flobots are a truly crossover group. They combine live rock instrumentation with a lyric intensity that has a sense of percussion all its own, and defy consistency in a rather brilliant manner on their two albums and EP. Their breakout single from the latest album, Fight With Tools, “Handlebars,” is at once both endearing and terrifying, painting the picture of the danger of power and megalomania, although I have to say the music video is somewhat strange.



literally translates to “in the mouth of the wolf.” There’s an instrumentation change, for one – the cello becomes more prominent, while the rest of the band gravitates from the forward drive and unique time signatures of their initial releases to a more old-school beat familiar to anyone who has ever listened to good country. For two, Bocca is a concept album, portraying twelve stories of sin and redemption, from “Boy Decide”s shiftless, lazy anti-protagonist to the lonely, haunted man of “Shiola,” left alone in a house with only the ghosts of his dead family, or even the drunken louts singing the sea shanty “Dead Men and Sinners.” For three, the singer made the simple change of lowering the vocal parts for the entirety of the album, creating a more soulful, guttural feel throughout – and in the case of “The Big Sleep,” he almost
Their most recent album, Red of Tooth and Claw, isn’t quite as revolutionary as Bocca was. Instead of finding a third direction, they use the album to refine both their sound and their methodology, bringing more focus both to their new-Western sound (“Comin’ Home” and “Tribute (For Ennio Morricone)”) and their constant study of sin and redemption (“’52 Ford,” “Spring Break 1899,” and well, the whole damned album). I can only hope whatever they release next is just as revelatory and revolutionary. Sadly, they haven’t done a video for Red yet, so here’s some live footage from tracks from there: